Sleep and Mummies are never in the best of terms, even more so, when there’s a very little baby in the vicinity. Here are some hilarious tales of what mummies do when their sleep needs haven’t been met. Try not to laugh too hard!

Mom #1 – The Makeup Misadventure

“I was finally putting myself to bed so I wiped off my makeup and took off my earrings. I was so sleep deprived, though, that I put the dirty makeup wipe in my jewellery box and threw away my earrings.”

Mom #2 – The Spaghetti Slip

“My oldest wasn’t even two when I had my second child. That first week was a blur. One night I got up to feed the baby and heard snoring as I walked past the kitchen. It turns out I’d forgotten to take the older one out of her high chair, and she’d fallen asleep, using her spaghetti as a pillow.”

Mom #3 – The Coffee Conundrum

“I made coffee without any coffee grinds. It wasn’t until the second sip that I realised I was just drinking hot water.”

Mom #4 – The Diaper Disaster

“In the middle of the night, I tried to change my daughter, but ended up putting a clean diaper on over the dirty one.”

Mom#5 – The Milk Menace

“After pumping milk at 3 a.m. I walked into the kitchen and dumped it all down the drain. I screamed the second I realised what I did. I’d gone into zombie-cleaning mode without thinking.”

Mom #6 – The Dog Debacle

“I filled a sippy with milk and handed it to the dog. When he didn’t take it, I got annoyed and said, “Well? Here you go!” It took me a full five seconds to realise he wasn’t the 2-year-old.”

Mom #7 – The Nursing Nuance

“I left the house with my nursing bra on both sides flopped down

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